ohmybenedict:

songofthestarwhale:

shaitana:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theweepingangelwhofellforburgers:

sirenshadow:

jamandbees:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohshititsgreg:

darrynek:

arms hurt? saw them off

How do I saw off the second arm

Tumblr asks the real questions

Everyone on this website is a phycopath I swear

*psychopath. Do your research.

*Sociopath. Do yours.

Alright Sherlock, don’t make me get Mummy.

Are YOU my mummy?

No, your mummy is dead because she burned up on the ceiling

loki-is-my-god-now:

nooby-banana:

clockworkvillain:

hiddlestalker:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

civilisationsofpurethought:

zylphette:

Genuinely my favourite part of the film. The way his lips sneer around the word, the way he says it with such..passion. The way that hardly anyone but me in the cinema actually knew what it meant.

OH MY GOD THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS???

SERIOUSLY

HOW DID THIS GET PAST THE CENSORS? 

DID NO ONE HAVE A FUCKING THESAURUS ON HAND? OR AN APP ON THEIR IPHONE? NO ONE WAS CURIOUS?

This was my favourite part and I use it as an insult regularly

My friends still make fun of the way I loudly gasped when he said it.

I watched this movie like 4 times before learning what it meant and then nothing was ever the same again. 8I

and this is why Joss is my hero….

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over 

aymmicurls:

farbenfrei:

thedepp:

press z + c together on your keyboard

do it

W HA T WHEN HOW

animepresident:

the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months

myrtlewilson:

myrtlewilson:

fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone

i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

curseboxes:

i’m sorry

221cbakerstreet:

winchimpala:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

jensenaackles:

supernatural au

└ Dean born as a girl (Deanna played by Amber Heard)

I don’t even know who she is but I need it okay. 

this is perf

yessss

but I want sam to be a girl too

and cas also

all ladies

everyone